The Art of Talking Dirty in Bed

Talking dirty to a girl while you are fucking her is a powerful tool to play havoc with and arouse her mind and emotions. Where the mind goes, the body will follow. Use the advice which I will give you now, and just watch her body shudder and shake . . . time and time again, and she will be putty in your hands.

First of all, you should be aware of what type of woman your partner is. Is she a working class girl, used to foul language, f this and f that? Or is she a classier girl, professional, intelligent, educated and a 'good girl'?

However, this perception can be deceptive, and can reveal very little about your woman's character in the bedroom. I have slept with many women who were sugar and spice, and all things nice outside, but transformed into she-cats, swearing and begging me to 'fuck them from behind', and telling me to 'fuck off', and 'I'm your little whore' once between the sheets. I have also slept with independent, feisty women, who, beneath the tough exterior, had to be treated gently, like barbie dolls, and were as placid as labradors, once I got them to bed.

Does your girl like gentle, tender lovemaking, or rough, fast, furious animal-style fucking? This can give you clues on how dirty you can talk to your girl.

Keep in mind that you don't want to affect your relationship outside the bedroom, so don't go around telling your mates what you did with your girl last night. It will come back to you, and it is disrespectful to your girl. While you're in bed, talking dirty - remember it is just a fantasy. She is not really a 'bitch' a 'whore' or a 'filthy slut'. This is not reality. Make it clear beforehand that you're just playing games, and fantasising.

Start off step by step. Start off by saying something like "I wanted to feel your body all day, I wanted to slip inside you all day babe". Move on very slowly, depending on the reactions. Just like compliance testing. Try whispering this in her ear "I want to show you how much I appreciate you wearing that sexy dress for me today, and seeing you wearing your glossy lipstick and power blue eye-make-up makes me what to do this . . . and this . . . and this to you" (all said in co-ordination with your thrusts). This will reinforce positively that you are rewarding her for looking good.

Move on and say "Your juicy red lips make you look like a cheap tart. Why are you such a filthy bitch?", and thrust faster and harder. Assume a new role . . . emperor and concubine, conquistador and amazonian . . . teacher and student . . . immigration official and asylum seeker . . . Nazi and Jew . . . woman and dog . . . landlord and tenant. Set your imagination loose. A fantasy to try out . . . your pet cat is transformed into a woman, and you can pleasure her all you want, while she is still 'meeowing'.

Have fun, experiment and have lots of pleasure.

IceDragon